February 11, 2020

Christina Olson

SELF-PORTRAIT AS MASTODON REMAINS

the skull has been punched once             twice

eleven thousand years later, the paleontologist 

fits another tusk into the holes & sees

what damage the mouth can wreak

once upon an epoch, one mastodon bleeds out

& another one has a killer toothache

mastodon, no one ever told you that a hairy coat 

hides all the blood             or that the head 

weeps from any hole it sees fit to

when your bones are resettled in the flood

do not mourn the scattering of jaw from rib

& hasn’t the heart begged free from the tongue

when they find what remains of your mouth, smile

finally revealed despite the blue effort of glacier

mastodon:             the words breast + tooth in Greek

that was my last kiss             my best kiss

from The Last Mastodon
2019 Rattle Chapbook Prize Winner

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Christina Olson: “In summer of 2017, I was invited to serve as poet-in-residence for a paleontology conference and exhibition (“The Valley of the Mastodons”) at the Western Science Center in Hemet, California. These pieces were inspired by that time spent among the paleontologists as well as my observations of the museum’s collections of fossils, particularly Max the Mastodon.” (web)

 

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January 2, 2020

Christina Olson

HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR AMERICAN MASTODON

Mammut pacificus

Experience: Advanced. Size: 13 feet at the shoulder. Lifespan: Dead. Habitat: Gone. Or, rather, here, but different now. Care: Your mastodon requires wide expanses to graze and forage. An adult mastodon consumes nearly three pounds of coniferous twigs a day. They prefer the tender greens. Brittle twigs will stick in a mastodon’s throat. Your baby mastodon will spend most of its early life huddled against its mother in the cold spruce woodlands. Like you, it will learn to navigate. Or it will die. Hang a heat bulb over the dry side of the habitat. Decorate with scrub and quail. Always lift at the midsection, not by the legs. Always wash your hands before (and after) handling your mastodon. Let your mastodon settle into its new surroundings for the first three or four days after you bring it home. If you see any of these symptoms, take your mastodon to the vet for a check-up: hiding most of the time; minimal eating or drinking; drinking too much; discharge from eyes, nose, or mouth; mastodon is dead; mastodon is just bones. If you have more questions about your mastodon’s health, talk to a veterinarian familiar with mastodons. If you find one, let us know.

from The Last Mastodon
2019 Rattle Chapbook Prize Winner

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Christina Olson: “In summer of 2017, I was invited to serve as poet-in-residence for a paleontology conference and exhibition (“The Valley of the Mastodons”) at the Western Science Center in Hemet, California. These pieces were inspired by that time spent among the paleontologists as well as my observations of the museum’s collections of fossils, particularly Max the Mastodon.” (web)

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December 5, 2019

Christina Olson

WHO GETS TO BE A FOSSIL

Max the mastodon gets to be a fossil.

Thomas Jefferson gets to be a fossil.

Max lived 14,000 years ago in a scrub forest filled with lizards & quail.

Thomas Jefferson built Monticello & signed the Declaration of Independence.

Sometimes Max used his tusks to fight other mastodons & sometimes his tusk would pierce the skull of other male he was fighting & that mastodon died.

I Google Where is Thomas Jefferson buried & the answer is on a website run by a woman named Carol who posts pictures of the graves of Thomas Jefferson & his family.

Carol writes, Something of a disappointment was the fact that the locked wrought iron fence prohibited visitors from paying homage to the great man & his family.

Max kept wandering through the California scrub until he died & his bones turned hard & then some men in hats found them when they were digging a dam.

Carol’s website also features a recipe for Carol’s Low Fat Peanut Soup & something called Crock Pot Dinner of Beans, Kale & Sausage for Three.

Jefferson fathered six children with his slave Sally Hemings. Four lived to adulthood, which means Sally would need to make Dinner of Beans & Kale times one & one-third to feed their children.

The mastodons are dead & you & I will never see them.

Carol writes, Somehow it felt as if we were being banned from his world.

Sally Hemings may have lived in a room in Monticello’s South Dependencies, a wing of the mansion accessible to the main house through a covered passageway.

Carol writes, Thomas Jefferson belongs to his United States of America for time eternal.

Sally Hemings belonged to Thomas Jefferson for time eternal, or until he died.

Max the mastodon belongs to the Western Science Center in Hemet, California & people pay to look at him because he is a very impressive mastodon fossil, the biggest found west of the Mississippi River.

Thomas Jefferson is buried at Monticello, behind a wrought iron fence that prevents unwanted visitors.

Sally Hemings was buried in a site in downtown Charlottesville, Virginia, which is now covered by the parking lot of the Hampton Inn on West Main Street.

from The Last Mastodon
2019 Rattle Chapbook Prize Winner

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Christina Olson: “In summer of 2017, I was invited to serve as poet-in-residence for a paleontology conference and exhibition (“The Valley of the Mastodons”) at the Western Science Center in Hemet, California. These pieces were inspired by that time spent among the paleontologists as well as my observations of the museum’s collections of fossils, particularly Max the Mastodon.” (web)

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December 10, 2011

Review by Karen J. WeyantBefore I came Home Naked by Christina Olson

BEFORE I CAME HOME NAKED
by Christina Olson

Spire Press
ISBN 978-1-934828-09-0
2010, 80 pp., $14.00
www.amazon.com

In a world where writers complain that people just don’t read poetry, the title of Christina Olson’s first full length collection of poetry, Before I Came Home Naked will certainly catch a reader’s eye. But it’s not the title that is superb about this collection: it’s the rich narratives that follow a narrator’s journeys and exploration for what it means to call a place home.

Olson’s collection is a travel book of sorts. Still, a reader should not venture through the pages expecting the typical “travel” poems. Instead, we experience meeting past hurricanes in “At the Hurricane Name Retirement Center.” Or, we get to visit Bigfoot in Texas in the poem “The Woolly Booger” through the lines “Because down there/everything’s bigger/and a guy can keep/himself to himself.” Finally, there’s even a visit to a ball of string in “Poem Written After an Hour Long Road Trip to Darwin, Minnesota, Home of the World’s Largest Ball of Twine Rolled by One Man.” Through these journeys, we see both humor and bewilderment, and sometimes even a bit of sadness, as found with this last poem when the narrator notes, “If I lived here I would free the world’s/largest ball of twine on a moonless night, cold//still air sitting sweetly in lungs, only sound/locomotives moaning eastbound to Dassel.”

Even more ordinary places get the star treatment. For instance, we find the narrator in the poem, “Buffalo: One Thousand Feet” where she observes, “If we’re going to lose//an engine, better do it right now/Let me fall from this altitude, let me/tumble towards gray so deep I can’t/tell city street from cloud, from lake.” In the poem, “Pompton Lake” the narrator explains that “When you are young even Jersey//can be fun” while offering a litany of memories (imagined or otherwise) of a rented home where “Jeff and I/like some things: the shaggy red stairs/the concrete gnome out front with house numbers/bolted to his belly.” Whether her journeys explore the exotic or more commonplace, the poet sums up her travels in “Ars Poetica” a poem that clearly anchors, and perhaps even explains the collection’s focus on travel:

Certainly I love places:
that last quarter
mile of Vermont gravel
that brought me

Home that summer;
all those jogged laps
over for another day. Or
the stark redness of silo

punctuating the Ohio
horizons. New York only
sleeps two hours a night –
early morning, honestly —

and when insomnia throttled
men in its scaled hand
I’d walk away five
to seven on the street:

everyone I passed was me:
their pacing, our shared
want for cigarettes,
coffee bean, sleep, eye

contact.

In between travel poems, we see snippets of everyday life. Some of the poems take the form of what might be perceived as simple (yet poetic) musings. For example, in “I Keep Goldfish” the poet smugly opens her poem with “because the lease says in its first clause/no pets” and “because/their bodies flush without pomp or plumbing/problems.” Light hearted yearnings turn darker to the end when the narrator explains her true admiration for this pet: “Because they’re the unsung/martyrs of long ago hazings. Because I envy anything//with a three second memory, because they can’t blink/and I look away first.”

Certainly, the poet also makes use of memory as part of her muse. In “After Learning that the Family Dog has Been Put Down” the narrator grapples with loss and grief. In “Family Recipe” the narrator bonds with her father over food. And in “Poem I Would Rather Your Mother Not Read” the narrator retells the story of a past relationship. Whether there’s humor or heartache, Olson presents each story, each memory, each feeling with an honesty that is often camouflaged in much of today’s written work.

Olson’s collection leaves the reader in a whirlwind. Out of breath, we reach the final pages only wanting more of a narrator who is a little lost and a little out of control, but always determined (and maybe, just maybe, a little stubborn). In Olson’s words, every place is worth celebrating, every journey a wonderful exploration. Certainly, with this fine first collection, Christina Olson is a poet to watch.

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Karen J. Weyant’s chapbook Stealing Dust was published in 2009 by Finishing Line Press. Her most recent work can be seen in 5 AM, The Barn Owl Review, Copper Nickel, Harpur Palate, and Lake Effect. She lives in western Pennsylvania but teaches at Jamestown Community College in Jamestown, New York. She blogs at www.thescrapperpoet.wordpress.com.

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