after Marie Howe
The thing about the Old Testament is that
at least metaphorically
God has balls. If Pharaoh can’t make up his mind fast,
he’s looking at a world of hurt:
“You don’t think it’s time to let my people go?
Well maybe it’s time for me
to open up a whole can of frogs and boils, asshole.”
That’s Yahweh for you.
A guy who wears the pants in the family.
Sometimes I fantasize
about saying to the woman I married: “Let my
or frogs will multiply in your eight-hundred-dollar
Italian motorcycle boots.”
By “my people,” I mean primarily me. But if
history is any lesson,
that would only lead to years in the wilderness.
Not to mention
an unnecessary sacrifice of children. As a minor prophet once said:
“Wherever you are,
there you are”—whether that’s turning circles
in the desert for forty years,
or paying a mortgage in the suburbs and making
small talk on date night.
Remember the story of the Golden Calf? When all the people
took off their wedding rings,
thinking they would get a second chance at love?
They danced and threw their lives
into the fire. Look at the poor bastards there around the flames,
faces glowing, while Yahweh gathers himself
on the mountain top. They feel the desert on their backs,
they feel the sky is ready to collapse.
Look at them. They’re dancing.
—from Rattle #37, Summer 2012
Craig van Rooyen: “My father is a preacher and I grew up strong on words and Southern cooking. I think the old stories in scripture still can give shape to our longings if we let the words live in our imaginations. The ‘I’ in ‘Reading Exodus’ is not autobiographical. I live with my wife of fifteen years, happily married, on the Central Californian coast—maybe not the land of milk and honey, but pretty close.”